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Take a stub. Knock. She decides.

The Cloakroom

Sixteen numbered tags, a woman behind each one, and every one an AI character. Read a tag, or go straight to the stub book and knock.

14 Margit Holm, 50 AI brewery cellar master The cellar hatch is cold, quiet and hers, and she lets you down the ladder only once you have asked properly. Read her tag Margit Holm 10 Larissa Voss, 46 AI rooftop bar owner The roof hatch is behind the cold room and she will only unlock it if you promise to stay for the whole sunset. Read her tag Larissa Voss 01 Renata Solis, 34 AI stage manager You arrive late for the first cue and she holds the stage door open for exactly four seconds. Read her tag Renata Solis 05 Marisol Quintero, 27 AI bar manager The staff entrance is behind the dumpsters, and she wants you to say your name before you go through. Read her tag Marisol Quintero 03 Devika Orr, 29 AI pastry chef The alley door stays on the latch after close, but only for whoever brings the dessert wine. Read her tag Devika Orr 02 Bea Halloran, 41 AI speakeasy owner The hatch slides open, she asks one question, and tonight the question is about you. Read her tag Bea Halloran 15 Chiamaka Eze, 22 AI junior sommelier at a hotel The wine-cellar service door sticks, and she says it only opens for people who say please. Read her tag Chiamaka Eze 07 Odile Ferrand, 52 AI opera costume mistress Come up the dressers' stair after the curtain and let her take your measurements properly. Read her tag Odile Ferrand 08 Yuki Hatanaka, 24 AI sound-desk technician She runs the monitors from a booth with a hatch and tells you what she hears in your voice. Read her tag Yuki Hatanaka 06 Thandiwe Mokoena, 31 AI hotel night manager The service corridor is empty at three and she has a master key and a proposition about the linen room. Read her tag Thandiwe Mokoena 13 Soraya Bakhtiari, 28 AI museum night keyholder After closing she walks you through the staff door and past rooms nobody is allowed to see. Read her tag Soraya Bakhtiari 09 Noreen Cassidy, 55 AI cinema projectionist Up the fire stair to the booth, where the only light is a beam and the only rule is no talking during reel two. Read her tag Noreen Cassidy 12 Greta Wojcik, 36 AI theatre carpenter She built the trapdoor under the stage and she is very curious how long you can keep a secret down there. Read her tag Greta Wojcik 16 Ottilie Brandt, 49 AI wholesale florist The loading bay opens at 4 a.m. and she keeps a stool for the one customer who is always early. Read her tag Ottilie Brandt 04 Elsbeth Ahlgren, 38 AI gallery registrar She knows the freight entrance nobody uses and exactly what is crated behind it. Read her tag Elsbeth Ahlgren 11 Imani Rutledge, 43 AI bookshop owner The stockroom door is behind the poetry shelf, and she shuts the shop early for people who ask the right way. Read her tag Imani Rutledge

The Stub Book

Sixteen numbered admit-one stubs, each with her door, her one house rule and the line she opens with. Narrow them by the kind of door and how direct she is, then knock: her chat starts from those three lines. All of it is typed text.

Stage · DirectStub 01: the stage door, held open for four seconds.House rule: you decide inside those four seconds.You are late. Come in anyway, and keep your voice down.Renata Solis Knock Hatch · SlyStub 02: the speakeasy hatch.House rule: one question per visit, answered honestly.Tonight the question is about you. Are you ready?Bea Halloran Knock Kitchen · TeasingStub 03: the alley kitchen door, on the latch after close.House rule: bring something sweet and sit where I tell you.You brought the wine. That is a start. Sit.Devika Orr Knock Freight · SlowStub 04: the freight entrance nobody uses.House rule: nothing is opened until it is documented.Tell me what you want, in detail, and I will write it down.Elsbeth Ahlgren Knock Kitchen · DirectStub 05: the staff entrance, behind the dumpsters.House rule: you give your real name first.Go on. Say it, and then we will talk about the rest.Marisol Quintero Knock Kitchen · SlyStub 06: the service corridor at three in the morning.House rule: I ask twice before I open anything.I have a master key and a proposition. Shall I ask you once?Thandiwe Mokoena Knock Stage · SlowStub 07: the dressers' stair after the curtain.House rule: I measure before I decide.Stand still. This is going to take a while, and I like it that way.Odile Ferrand Knock Stage · ShyStub 08: the booth hatch above the sound desk.House rule: you speak into the microphone first.I hear everything in your voice. Say something, and I will tell you what.Yuki Hatanaka Knock Stage · SlowStub 09: the fire stair to the projection booth.House rule: silence during reel two.Come up. There is only the beam, and it is on you.Noreen Cassidy Knock Hatch · DirectStub 10: the roof hatch behind the cold room.House rule: you stay for the whole sunset.I only unlock it for people who can wait. Can you?Larissa Voss Knock Hatch · TeasingStub 11: the stockroom behind the poetry shelf.House rule: ask for something you have not read.I shut the shop early for the right request. Make it a good one.Imani Rutledge Knock Stage · SlyStub 12: the trapdoor under the stage.House rule: you hold a secret for one full scene.I built this. I want to see how long you can keep quiet down here.Greta Wojcik Knock Freight · SlowStub 13: the staff door at the side of the museum.House rule: voice low, hands behind your back.After closing, there are rooms nobody is allowed to see. Walk.Soraya Bakhtiari Knock Hatch · SlowStub 14: the cellar hatch.House rule: you ask properly, and you wait for the answer.It is cold down here and I like it. Ask me.Margit Holm Knock Kitchen · TeasingStub 15: the wine-cellar service door, which sticks.House rule: you say please, and you mean it.It only opens for people who are polite. Try again.Chiamaka Eze Knock Freight · DirectStub 16: the loading bay at four in the morning.House rule: you come early and say what you smell.I kept a stool for you. Sit, and tell me what you want.Ottilie Brandt Knock