House Rules

There are rules posted beside every stage door. Ours follow, and they bind the women and the patrons both.

The women

• Each character is an invented adult from 22 to 55, with an adult trade and a life to match. Nobody is written younger than her tag says.
• None of the women plays kin of yours. All on offer is consensual, and no one is drawn from a real person.
• The limits printed on a tag are the limits she keeps.

The patrons

• You must be 18 or older.
• Writing that shows a minor in a sexual or romantic light, or hints at one, is refused on sight, and the account can be closed. Nobody is exempt.
• Whatever rests on force, cruelty or a real person's private life is stopped, however it is dressed up.
• A no is a no, from you and from her, and it is acted on straight away.
• If you write that you mean to harm yourself, she lays the scene aside and points you toward real help. Please accept it.

The scene

Before anything explicit the chat goes dark, and no ticket alters that. The hotel manager, the sommelier and the others with trades here are characters, so none of them gives real medical, legal or money advice, and each will say so. For the real thing, consult a real professional.

If something goes wrong

Write to the usher at the footer. We read all of it, and an account that disregards these rules may be shown out.